Crack Pancakes

How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head

Posted in Edibles, WTF? | Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 | View Comments Trackback

Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie? Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*

• 1. Gather your junkiesque supplies

• 1. Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).

• 1. Continue….

• 1. Pile up your pancake mix.

• 1. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

• 1. Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.

• 1. Next add your water.

• 1. After the water put a shot of milk.

• 1. The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.

• 1. Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.

• 1. Add the raw egg (crack head style).

• 1. After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.

• 1. Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.

• 1. Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack